Yep, dropped an oak log on my slippered foot Sunday morning whilst stoking the woodstove. You should've seen the bruise 30 min later! It was impressive, even by my standards. Roughly the size of half a racquetball, in both circumference and height.
By day's end, it had diffused over the whole upper foot. Monday morning, It looks like this. Nothing broken, but getting my lifting shoes on tonight will be a challenge.