Saturday, December 14, 2013

A Monkey Christmas Carol

Yes, some of you may have seen this before, but 'tis the Season, and I fixed the rhyme on the last verse.  Ha!  (you know the tune already...)

No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
The children are still fighting!
They fight when summer days are bright,
They fight when winter snow is white.
No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
The children are still fighting!

No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
No Christmas Tree or presents!
How oft at Christmas tide they whine,
O Lord, I need a drink of wine!
No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
No Christmas Tree or presents!

No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
Forever children squabbling.
Your voices shout in the daytime.
I’m going deaf, by night time.
No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree
No Christmas Tree or presents!

No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
Another mess they made today..
Pushed my last button, they have done,
I need a cave, away to run.
No Christmas Tree, No Christmas Tree,
No Christmas Tree or presents!

That is all for now.

10 comments:

  1. ROFLOL! I really like the "O Lord, I need a drink of wine!" Thanks for the chuckles. ~:) (Now that tune is in my head ...) [giggle]

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  2. sitting here drinking a beer, does that count? -grin-

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  3. Although I never heard it! I can relate!...:)JP

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  4. LOL! Mine have been a little crazy this month...

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  5. How cute! Reminds me of the days with two small boys under foot. xo

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  6. Did YOU write this?
    I think you have a hit on your hands.

    Smiles to YOU!!!

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  7. AQC, Maggid, yes, DH & I dreamed that up a couple years ago, and committed it to text. The tune of course is "Oh Christmas Tree".

    Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and happy new year!

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